>> > Subject: Improper Language Usage
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>> > It has been brought to our attention by several
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>> > officials visiting our office in Romania that
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>> > offensive language is commonly used by our
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>> > Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
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>> > violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and
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>> > offensive to both visitors and
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>> > staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the
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>> > following rules:
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>> >
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>> > 1. Words like f***, în P*** mea, P*** and other such
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>> > expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis
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>> > or dramatic effect, no matter how
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>> > heated a discussion may become.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 2. You will not say si-a bagat P*** when someone makes
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>> > a mistake, or s-a c**** pe el if you see someone being
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>> > reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a
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>> > major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations
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>> > of the verb a se caca and a se f*** are utterly
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>> > inappropriate and unacceptable in our
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>> > environment.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 3. No project manager, section head or administrator
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>> > under any circumstances will be referred to as P*** de
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>> > om, cacanaru' or boul.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as
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>> > pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be
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>> > referred to as muiangiu.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are
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>> > not to be referred to as porcarii.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent;
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>> > do not add P*** mea, if a colleague is going through a
>> >
>> > difficult situation. Furthermore,
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>> > you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa
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>> > ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively
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>> > complicated.
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>> >
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>> > 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must
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>> > not say du-te-n P*** mea or should you ever substitute
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>> > "May I help you?" with, ce P*** mea
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>> > vrei?.
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>> >
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>> > 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your
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>> > elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.
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>> >
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>> > 9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n P*** cu cacatu' asta
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>> > when a relevant project is presented to you, nor
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>> > should you ever answer futu-te-n cur
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>> > when your assistance is required.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 10. You should never call partner representatives as
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>> > boul dracului or tâmpitu' ala.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be
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>> > discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, f***'
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>> > or homalau' lu' peste.
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>> >
>> >
>> > 12. Last but not least, after reading this note,
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>> > please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just
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>> > keep it clean and dispose of it
>> >
>> > properly.
